slimdrummer:

melanieisme:

slimdrummer:

melanieisme:

slimdrummer:

melanieisme:

slimdrummer:

melanieisme:

slimdrummer:

melanieisme:

you know that feeling when you pee

and it’s like

SWEET RELEASE

I love that.

dear lord.

so good.

and then you get that orgasm feeling

no that’s just you, silly.

I got that in school yesterday

it was nice

Yes, you told me. I’m happy for you.

Haha man do I tell you everything or what

what. nono the first thing lawls.

how do girls pee, anyways? Do they even pee?

No, we don’t pee. Gross.

I thought as much.

Yeah you’re a pretty smart guy.

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